You know that thing where you want to look like how Luanne Platter (RIP BRITTANY) looks when she cries because you always cry your makeup off and your crying makeup makes you cry a whole lot so it just adds to the look? Yeah, that.
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THIS IS ME EXERCISING MY MALE PRIVILEGE
THERE ARE MOMENTS IN MY LIFE WHEN I COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE MORE GLAD THAT I AM NOT AN ATTRACTIVE WHITE MALE BECAUSE WHAT I AM IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND RIDICULOUS AND I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER WITH BEING ME
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Nathan just has to deal with the fact that if he’s going to leave all his beauty gear in my possession I will in fact try it out. Especially after giving me that pro-tip of wearing short wigs upside down for a feathered look? Hello!
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Fat brown gurl vainity for Mark aka Calloutqueen
Just another day being pretty and not white. Taking up space with my fat brown ass.
A photo I took of Mark at the Spice Girls themed party last year. This is what she said about the photo:
THIS OUTFIT WOULD BE BETTER IF I HAD SOME JEFFREY CAMPBELL LITA PLATFORMS IN SILVER MULTI GLITTER — Mark Aguhar




